Tag: humor

Six reasons why Chipotle is actually Bae

I love Chipotle. If I had the money, and the patience to wait in the long line that often stretches […]

Why does everyone hate the heel of bread?

 Why does everyone hate the heel of bread? There is a vile act of discrimination that takes place in […]

How to be a sucky individual

How to be a sucky individual  You want to the the center of the universe. Other people’s feelings don’t matter, […]

LeBron James commits a royal faux pas

LeBron James commits a royal faux pas When LeBron James met the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge this week after […]

Haikus for parents of infants

Haikus for parents of infants Baby on the floor Lots of noise and rancid smell Baby in the tub Daddy […]

The 10 Worst Christmas Songs EVER

I’ve already admitted that I’m a bit of a Scrooge when it comes to Christmas, but I’m finally able to get […]

Phrases that should die: Preggers/preggo

Phrases that should die: preggers/preggo In this installment of ‘Phrases that should die,’ I would like to discuss preggers. Specifically, […]

I did the unthinkable…

I did the unthinkable… As a parent, I generally avoid buying clothes that will only be worn once or even […]

Stages of grief for parental sleep loss

Stages of grief for parental sleep loss Every parent dreads that time of day or night when their sleep is […]

Phrases that should die: Bestie

Phrases that should die: Bestie We’re starting a new feature here at The Armchair Commentary: Phrases that should die. I need […]