Jon McNaughton's painting "Legacy of Hope" is a literal illustration of what it means to take the Lord's name in vain.
Six reasons why Chipotle is actually Bae
I love Chipotle. If I had the money, and the patience to wait in the long line that often stretches out the door every day, I would eat it for multiple meals each day. I'm married, but Chipotle is Bae. Chipolt-bae if you will. Five reasons why Chipotle is actually Bae: 1. It's (relatively) healthy. Chipotle's… Continue reading Six reasons why Chipotle is actually Bae
Why does everyone hate the heel of bread?
Why does everyone hate the heel of bread?There is a vile act of discrimination that takes place in kitchens across the nation. Every day, thousands of heels on thousands of loaves of bread are passed over for their less crusty counterparts. Some heels are thrown away. Others face a much worse fate of being left… Continue reading Why does everyone hate the heel of bread?
How to be a sucky individual
How to be a sucky individual You want to the the center of the universe. Other people's feelings don't matter, even if you pretend that they do. You pretend give zero bothers about what people think of you, but you actually take a lot to heart. You don't care about common courtesy. You have disregard… Continue reading How to be a sucky individual
Happy Taxmas It's the most wonderful time of the year...Taxmas season is upon us! Well it's upon me at least. Taxmas is that glorious time of the year when, if you were a good boy or girl and didn't owe him any money, Uncle Sam leaves money in your bank account. Really, it's money that… Continue reading Happy Taxmas
The six most underappreciated Christmas songs
Last week, I talked about what I think are the 10 worst Christmas songs ever, and I promised that I would stop being such a Grinch and post something positive about Christmas. Despite my hangups about Christmas, I am quite a fan of Christmas music (when it's played in season). There are a lot of great… Continue reading The six most underappreciated Christmas songs
Haikus for parents of infants
Haikus for parents of infants Baby on the floor Lots of noise and rancid smell Baby in the tub Daddy wears a suit Formula starts to bubble Oh no! Time to change Mommy needs a nap Baby wants to play a game Over and over Put the baby down Baby wants to be picked up… Continue reading Haikus for parents of infants
The 10 Worst Christmas Songs EVER
I've already admitted that I'm a bit of a Scrooge when it comes to Christmas, but I'm finally able to get into the Christmas Spirit now that Thanksgiving is over. Although Christmas isn't my favorite holiday, I actually really like Christmas songs...well...most of them. Here's a list of the worst Christmas songs ever: 10. Angels We… Continue reading The 10 Worst Christmas Songs EVER
An Open Letter to Old Man Winter
An Open Letter to Old Man Winter Dear Old Man Winter, There's no other way to say it: I hate you. You suck. I don't mean to hurt your feelings. I know that you're just doing your job. But your job makes me feel miserable. I don't like to feel cold and numbness in my… Continue reading An Open Letter to Old Man Winter
I think I may be Scrooge
I think I may be Scrooge I have a confession to make: Christmas is probably my least favorite holiday. No...it IS my least favorite holiday*. I know that it sounds strange. There are things about the Christmas season that I like. I enjoy spending time with my family. The Husband and I have some Christmas… Continue reading I think I may be Scrooge