Humor, Random

Why does everyone hate the heel of bread?

Why does everyone hate the heel of bread?There is a vile act of discrimination that takes place in kitchens across the nation. Every day, thousands of heels on thousands of loaves of bread are passed over for their less crusty counterparts. Some heels are thrown away. Others face a much worse fate of being left… Continue reading Why does everyone hate the heel of bread?

Advice, Humor, Lists

How to be a sucky individual

How to be a sucky individual  You want to the the center of the universe. Other people's feelings don't matter, even if you pretend that they do. You pretend give zero bothers about what people think of you, but you actually take a lot to heart. You don't care about common courtesy. You have disregard… Continue reading How to be a sucky individual

Advice, Christianity, Inspirational

Stop spewing on people

With all of the sickness that has been in my household since Christmastime, I've been vomited on (and have vomited) more than a couple of times lately. However, I would like to talk about my latest encounter with vomit of a different kind: word vomit. Yes. Word vomit. It's as gnarly as it sounds. Recently,… Continue reading Stop spewing on people

My Life, Parenting

There has been a shift in my household

There has been a shift in my household Things have shifted in The Armchair Household. Our 8-month-old has made several discoveries that has changed the game. She started crawling about a month and a half ago (maybe even two months), but it was only a very slow army crawl. Now she's up on all fours… Continue reading There has been a shift in my household